The iPad: the emperor’s new clothes?
Am I the only person in the world who DOESN’T want an iPad?
And this isn’t because Santa Claus didn’t drop one off down the chimney on Friday night thank you very much.
And, I am definitely not an Apple hater (My Iphone is actually one of my most favourite things ever and get more attention than my boyfriend and I would suggest everyone goes out and gets one right now ).
I just don’t GET it. What exactly IS it? Is it a laptop? Is it a phone (that doesn’t make phone calls?) Ok, so people say they’re fabulous for reading magazines – but you know what, so are actual magazines. I haven’t read a physical newspaper in years but I still have a flat bursting at the seams with copies of Wired, ID and Living Etc (aspirational, much?)
I also have a laptop that I pretty much take everywhere and, as I mentioned I have an iPhone which does everything I could possibly ask of it.
So why would I need an iPad?
Why are so many people wanting iPads?
Because Apple says they want one. That’s why.
Apple has now become SUCH a powerful brand that they could release chocolate covered keyboards (RRP £100) and people would be falling overthemselves to buy them, and the special coating (available from the Apple store RRP £140) that stop the chocolate from getting onto your hands.
Joking aside, for me the iPad is such an odd size that you wouldn’t just throw it into your handbag instead of a laptop and the poor on screen keyboard means it’s not a serious replacement for the laptop itself. So I’d have to take them both?
My sister, mother of 3 little ones, recently said that she’d love one for the kids – the interactivity and screen size, plus the apps and other wizardry would make it a great learning toy for them. I’m not sure I’d leave a child with a piece of kid that cost £450 quid (ok, maybe I would if I was desperate to distract them in Sainsburys, who knows) but still – would you TAKE it to Sainsburys with you?
This is kinda my point
The iPad for me falls down the gap between 2 very well serviced areas – the beautiful device that allows you to browse the world and see pretty pictures from the comfort of your own home (ie the laptop or that old device called the television) and the mobile device that lets you locate places, price check, catch up with friends and social network (the smart phone).
Maybe if you don’t have an iPhone then the iPad is a good purchase, but seriously – who out there who owns an iPad and DOESN’T own an iPhone?


